— W. Somerset Maugham, The Moon and Sixpence (via psychotherapy)
(Source: devastatinglyromantic, via undergroundalex)
Yep, looks accurate. [via The Frisky]
I’m moving to Brooklyn this weekend, so for the first time since we graduated college, Cody and I are going to be living in the same place! Shoot me a line if you want to hang out. Seriously, I want to make new New York friends! Boston people can vouch, I’ll shoot the shit with pretty much anybody who wants to.
True in my home - I’ve got the British version
long overdue
By ROCKY RAKOVIC (mcsweeneys.com)
“It’s Pledge Week here on NPR.”
“Did you try turning it off and then on again?”
“Customers who bought your book also bought Chelsea Handler’s Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea and I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell by Tucker Max.”
“Can anyone claim you as a dependent?”
“…which means you are going first in Double Jeopardy.”
my new love